An unexpected delivery of phone-books (from the incorrect phone book company apparently as well?) leads to exciting new seating and lounging options in the office (i.e. our home-base, the place I live in more than my room):
THE LOUNGER 5000 ™
limited availability, limited distribution. suggested retail value: $549,892.95
The Lounger 5000 can complement the style in a formal setting or add some excitement to create a more active environment. The stark, firm design provides the perfect lumbar and back support. The Lounger 5000’s versatile design allows it to fit properly in any type of décor; stack it upright for a formal party full of stick-up-their-butt people; stack it along the floor for a game night with family; put it in a circle for your yoga-chanting friends.
Durable and not-surprisingly heavy, this chaise lounge adds a more upscale look to a sun porch, deck, or patio than wooden furniture, and is easier to move around. In addition, the pieces of the Lounger 5000 can be used as alternate weights when you can’t make it to the gym on those busy afternoons.
Our furniture is sleekly designed, handsomely finished, and built to last (at least until next year’s phone books are issued). The classic style and increasing “vintage nostalgia” of phone books weather ever-changing “mobile” trends, ready for regular use for years to come.